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Thoughts?
![]() 09/08/2013 at 01:59 |
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I know her. . . what I mean to say is, I don't know this person.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 02:00 |
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If I gave you a name I'd really deeply imply things...
Ah what the heck, Maria Ozawa. She has nudes so don't exactly search her up in the middle of work.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 02:02 |
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I know she has done more than nudes. I don't know whether to be embarrassed or proud, about knowing her.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 02:15 |
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Could be worse. I was at a friend's family dinner when someone introduced his girlfriend, and someone volunteered loudly, "She looks like Maria Ozawa!"
Deathly silence ensued while all the men (of all ages!) at the table realized they all knew who he was referring to, and then realized the women (mostly!) had no idea and they'd have to explain later.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 02:37 |
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Well, she's made a huge thing off it, might as well be proud a bit.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 02:39 |
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Oh boy this is hilariously awkward, even more than one Opponaut's story on his brother mentioning porn habits (forgot the guy's name, sadly).
As for me, anyone who knows who Asa Akira is will make Asa Akira quips, permitted they are not at a family dinner.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 02:46 |
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I am pretty sure all men know atleast 90% of pornstars in the world. I never believe a guy that says "I don't know their names yo." You have to it is ingrained in our mind.
Also did you find out the conclusion to that story? I must know if the women found out!!
![]() 09/08/2013 at 02:47 |
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Boom! Proud I am!
![]() 09/08/2013 at 09:15 |
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Cleavage.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 11:32 |
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Hey, it's not that NSFW.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 11:34 |
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I WASN'T COMPLAINING!
![]() 09/08/2013 at 12:03 |
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Yes. Impure thoughts...
![]() 09/08/2013 at 12:12 |
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Don't worry, she's an impure person with a pure face...
![]() 09/08/2013 at 12:14 |
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Who is she?
![]() 09/08/2013 at 12:49 |
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Maria Ozawa.
![]() 09/08/2013 at 15:06 |
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"She a Japanese ... uhh ... celebrity ... of sorts . .. "